December 10 & 11: Kim Minkus

December 10 & 11: FOREST

Kim Minkus

CHARACTERS:

Kinder: A monster
Morgan: Another monster
Tree: A Tree
Forest: All the trees

FOREST

On a mountain with trees.

Kinder: Apparently Ia��m bi-polar.

Morgan: Ia��ve spotted a tree and Ia��m going to cut it down.

Kinder: Good idea.

Morgan: That particular tree has been in the way of things for a while. How can I get any work done with that tree in the way?

Kinder: I dona��t understand why people get attached to trees.

Morgan: I can hear something.

Kinder: Ita��s coming from the tree!

Morgan: Is it talking or singing? Ia��ve heard both before.

Kinder: Youa��ve heard trees talk and sing?

Morgan: Yeah a�� they sort of sound like birds a�� sometimes like fish.

Kinder: But fish dona��t sing.

Morgan: Thata��s what you think.

Tree: Excuse me. EXCUSE ME. Youa��re in my way. Could you please move a little to the left? Youa��re blocking my view.

Kinder: I would prefer if you sang.

Tree: Believe me, you would not want to hear me sing.

Morgan: This one doesna��t sound like a bird or a fish.

Kinder : Great.

Tree: I asked you politely to move and you have not responded. Now things are going to get ugly. Everyone (speaking to the other trees) I think we need to pull out all the stops. Do you remember that song about accentuating the positive? Leta��s give them a little pandemonium.

Forest: ( propecia for men sale, propecia for men sale, propecia for men sale, propecia for men sale, propecia for men sale, propecia for men sale. singing)

You gotta accentuate the positive,
a�?Eliminate the negative,a�?
Ana�� latch ona�?To the affirmative,
Dona��t mess with mister in-between!

Kinder and Morgan: Look what youa��ve done. Wea��re not even bi-polar anymore. Wea��re melting. Melting. What a world. What a world.

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