December 10 & 11: FOREST
Kinder: A monster
Morgan: Another monster
Tree: A Tree
Forest: All the trees
On a mountain with trees.
Kinder: Apparently I’m bi-polar.
Morgan: I’ve spotted a tree and I’m going to cut it down.
Kinder: Good idea.
Morgan: That particular tree has been in the way of things for a while. How can I get any work done with that tree in the way?
Kinder: I don’t understand why people get attached to trees.
Morgan: I can hear something.
Kinder: It’s coming from the tree!
Morgan: Is it talking or singing? I’ve heard both before.
Kinder: You’ve heard trees talk and sing?
Morgan: Yeah – they sort of sound like birds – sometimes like fish.
Kinder: But fish don’t sing.
Morgan: That’s what you think.
Tree: Excuse me. EXCUSE ME. You’re in my way. Could you please move a little to the left? You’re blocking my view.
Kinder: I would prefer if you sang.
Tree: Believe me, you would not want to hear me sing.
Morgan: This one doesn’t sound like a bird or a fish.
Kinder : Great.
Tree: I asked you politely to move and you have not responded. Now things are going to get ugly. Everyone (speaking to the other trees) I think we need to pull out all the stops. Do you remember that song about accentuating the positive? Let’s give them a little pandemonium.
You gotta accentuate the positive,
Eliminate the negative,
An’ latch on To the affirmative,
Don’t mess with mister in-between!
Kinder and Morgan: Look what you’ve done. We’re not even bi-polar anymore. We’re melting. Melting. What a world. What a world.
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