December 24 & 25: Alyssa Kostello

December 24 & 25: Christmas Caroling

Alyssa Kostello

CHARACTERS:

Conductor
Choir

Christmas Caroling

A Christmas choir stands in choir formation. They are all wearing Christmas attire but everything is black. Music for ‘Deck the Halls plays, but is a little bit ‘off’. A conductor stands in front of them.

Choir: Deck the halls with tons of oil, fa la la la la la la la la!
Tis the season to be greedy fa la la la la la la la la
Don we now our ignorance, fa la la la la la la la la
Do you still have to convince us fa la la la la la la la…YES!

Conductor: Skip to the last chorus!

Choir: Fast away all nature passes, fa la la la la la la la la
Thanks to pipelines, lads and lasses, fa la la la la la la la la
Sing we dying, all together, fa la la la la la la la la
Heedless of our anti-pipeline measures, fa la la la la la la la la

Conductor: Fantastic. Good job everyone. Let’s go caroling! First stop, Sussex Drive.

They all exit.

END.