December 28 & 29: Solo
One man center stage playing air-guitar.
Authoritative Voice: Imagine the proposed Enbridge pipeline as the world’s longest guitar solo. A series of wanky licks that reverberate up and down the hills and valleys of the province. A hard to follow melody of washed up ideas that might have had force in another decade to lift the carefree hearts of youth. Imagine everything said by proponents of the pipeline as nothing but high-pitched finger pickings in a solo that goes on and on in spite of good sense, in spite of changing times, in spite of the destruction of anything within earshot.
Enbridge. Can you hear it?